Jul 22, 2013
So Scott is joined tonight by the mofo'ing dream team of Maynard, Steev and Pink, and as usual we knock this shit out of the park. I'm not even kidding, I had Boutros Boutros-Ghali on the phone and everything, offering to give us some kind of award to humanity or something, but I hung up on that bitch, we're not in it for the plaudits.
Did you know that Steev climbed Ben Nevis recently with The
Flaps? I couldn't do that. I don't see the point in climbing a
perfectly good hill when humanity have already invented chair
lifts. No, I simply got drunk this weekend and met up with my new
girlfriend! I know, 'girlfriend' sounds kinda strange to say when
you're knocking on the door of 40 years old and still saying swear
words on the internet. Please don't stalk and kill her, I like this
one..
Maynard is even bigger in oil after getting a wee promotion at his
work, but the fucker still wouldn't sneak Pink in to see Willie!
Well that just sucks balls. Mind you, according to Pink he was busy
getting shafted in merchandise from the Tilly Butcher.. You want to
learn why? Listen to the goddamned show!
Make sure you tell your friends about us and spread the love. Make
us huge, and I will come to each and every one of your homes and
mouth kiss you.
- Scott.